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Nov. 16th, 2009 11:34 am
the_rotator: (★ bored now)
[personal profile] the_rotator
Four file cabinets of paperwork, three overstuffed bookshelves, a complete set of furniture, someone's petrified lunch—that's disgusting—one kotatsu...

And that's just in this office. This move is going to take forever. People I know who can lift a lot, prepare to be drafted.

Date: 2009-11-16 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fighting-boy.livejournal.com
Well, I'm already here. I don't suppose we could just borrow a couple squads off the Eleventh?

Date: 2009-11-16 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
I wouldn't object, but you might have to offer to fight them in return.

Date: 2009-11-16 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fighting-boy.livejournal.com
If that's all they demand in return, hey, I'm not complaining. Would be a change of pace.

Date: 2009-11-16 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
Even if the captain himself decides to require payment for the use of his men?

Date: 2009-11-16 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fighting-boy.livejournal.com
Can you afford to lose me for the couple days it'll take the Fourth to tape me back together?

Date: 2009-11-16 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
If we get a whole squad of helpful Elevenths in return? Certainly.

Date: 2009-11-16 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fighting-boy.livejournal.com
Let it not be said I didn't give my all for the Thirteenth.

Date: 2009-11-16 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
Yes, yes, we'll erect a little monument in your honor if we can find room.

Date: 2009-11-16 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fighting-boy.livejournal.com
Oh, just pile some stones up in the backyard, that'll do.

Date: 2009-11-16 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
"Here we remember Kurosaki Ichigo. He was occasionally helpful."

Date: 2009-11-16 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fighting-boy.livejournal.com
"Alas, poor sucker. We knew him well."

Date: 2009-11-16 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
Perhaps I could draw a portrait in memorial.

Date: 2009-11-16 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fighting-boy.livejournal.com
Just as long as you don't get Renji there to rend his garments and rub ashes in his hair...

No wait, that's some old Western thing, not Japanese. Sorry, wrong piece of world history.

Date: 2009-11-16 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
Why would someone put ashes in his hair?

Date: 2009-11-16 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fighting-boy.livejournal.com
It's supposed to show the depth of your grief and remorse or something. I don't really...

Look, it just sounded good.

Date: 2009-11-16 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
Hmm. I can think of better ways. But it's just as well—Renji's hair is so long, it would take forever to wash the ashes out.
Edited Date: 2009-11-16 07:11 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-11-16 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fighting-boy.livejournal.com
I think you missed the point, Rukia.

Besides, I'm not dead. Just buried under a ton of dusty itchy hand-written crap that looks like it's from the Tokugawa Era. How far back do these archives go?

Date: 2009-11-16 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
You'd better not be. I'd be quite put out if I had to fill out all those forms regarding your transfer and then you just died anyway.

...at least that far, actually. Try using a face mask if it bothers you that much.

Date: 2009-11-16 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fighting-boy.livejournal.com
Ach, woe. All that paperwork down the drain. Guess I better keep kicking so your track record stays smooth.

I am using a face mask. Seriously. We're taking turns going into the room and breathing on the veranda.

[Private]

So... can I buy you lunch after I'm done with this shelf? We've been here since seven.

Date: 2009-11-16 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
Now you're thinking.

Really? That is pretty bad. But I guess accumulated dust is to be expected after a few centuries in the same place.

[Private]

Hmm, I'll have to check if my other boyfriend has any plans.

derp derp this comment exists in the eternal now

Date: 2009-11-17 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fighting-boy.livejournal.com
Come see for yourself. Only don't, we have enough incipient asthmatics here as it is.

[Private]

I could just knock him out and stuff him in an empty file cabinet. Problem solved.

Of course

Date: 2009-11-17 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
I think I'll manage to stay away.

[Private]

I don't know, he's pretty strong.

Private

Date: 2009-11-17 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fighting-boy.livejournal.com
I thought we decided I wasn't going to do any more battles to the death for you.

Private

Date: 2009-11-17 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
No one said anything about dying.

Private

Date: 2009-11-17 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fighting-boy.livejournal.com
So I'll stop at knockout. Your time is running out. I can't be on lunch break all day.

Private

Date: 2009-11-17 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
Since my other boyfriend doesn't actually exist, I think you win without throwing a punch. I'll be in my office.

Date: 2009-11-16 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] howls-at-stars.livejournal.com
Yeah, yeah, I'm on my way.

Date: 2009-11-16 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
It doesn't have to be right now, Renji. Think of it as a marathon, not a sprint. I'm going to shamelessly use you for a few weeks.

Date: 2009-11-16 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] howls-at-stars.livejournal.com
Shamelessly, huh? Pff, you act like this is a new thing for you.

Date: 2009-11-16 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rotator.livejournal.com
Of course it is. I don't usually get to do it for official business.
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