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Members of the Thirteenth, let's all take a moment to welcome ~~intern~~ Kurosaki Ichigo back from his mission and convalescence. If he seems slightly lame that's just because he is. Due to his foot injury, I should mention.

All squad leaders should make sure to check the duty rosters; we're rotating stations this week.

[OOC Note: It is in fact not Rukia's doing that Aoki's group and thus Ichigo have {insert sucky unfun duty here} this week. It was coincidence that was prearranged. Rukia's not vengeful enough to abuse her power like that...but she doesn't care if certain people think otherwise.]

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...Very classy, Rukia. Brush up on your puns for next time.

What was that? Sorry, I don't speak Stupid Lout.

And that's a dialect of Bitch Queen I'm not versed in. How convenient.

Then maybe you should stop poking around somewhere you obviously don't want to be. You might lose a finger, too.

Well, you've already put me the furthest away from you I can get without a transfer order, so just leave it at that.

You're working with Aoki, not flying to the moon. I never said you had to stay away. That's just your own assumption, into which you really put the 'ass'.

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Do you want one?

You could always assign me another long-ass field mission if you're so eager to be rid of me.

... Stuff like this kinda makes you think twice about the implications of working under your friends.

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That was Captain Ukitake's request and needed to be done.

If we're not friends right now then it doesn't matter, does it?

If he makes another request, I'll be right there.

Give me a break, Rukia. You don't humiliate even a rank and file soldier in public over a personal spat.

I know you will.

Me calling you lame in public is humiliating? I've said worse. So have you. You're being very thin-skinned. And the roster schedule was set weeks ago, for your information.

This isn't our usual sniping and you know it.

How convenient for you, then.

Maybe. Maybe not.

This is anything but convenient for me.

OH NO!!! I thought I fixed it all, I must have pulled back too soon! I'll come back right away!

My foot is fine. You don't have to come--and we sparred on the weekend, remember, no problems at all.

It's just Rukia being her charming facetious self, Orihime. Don't worry about it.

Oh good, that's a relief. ...Good point. I was worried that maybe I'd lost my powers of observation completely!

Facetious?

Want me to come over and demonstrate? Seriously, there's nothing wrong with your eyes, either.

She thinks she's being clever.

Oh, I believe you! I don't think you'd fib about that, especially since you know I could fix it pretty easily. But if you'd like some tea, I could arrange that.

I see...well that's all right, then.

Truth be told ~~I think I need something stronger before I forget~~, that sounds pretty damn good. Maybe tomorrow, I'm on later shift, so, um, I could drop by in the morning?

Well, it's not okay, but it's okay. Don't worry.

That would be great! Ah...any time between six and noon? Seven is best, I'll have time to shower and get rid of the smell of floor wax, ha ha!

Seven sharp, then. I'll have two or three hours. See you then.

See you!

~~Gleeeeeeeeee!~~

He's fune. He's just an idiot.

That's a relief! You were probably worried too when that call went out, ne? I'm glad you were there to help him.

I suppose I was.

Any one of us would have done the same, though. It's nothing special.

That's not true! You'd have to use flash step. I couldn't have done it, that's for sure.

You would have found a way, Inoue.

I still owe you a visit. Are you free anytime soon?

Ha ha! But it would have taken much longer for me, I wasn't even in Soul Society.

I'm not doing anything on Wednesday, I don't think. Shall I schedule some manicures for us?

Still. I believe in you.

What's a manicure?

You don't remember? It's where they do your nails and paint them the color of your choice! I think they open at nine in the morning, so I'll try to get us in as early as possible so we have more time to hang out together before I have to go to bed.

Is there anything else you'd like to see or do while you're here?

Oh, that's right. I remember now.

I just want to spend time with you. I feel bad that everyone else has made time to see your new home and I haven't.

(OOC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKfu9xbO8EM )

It's better that you waited, because I have a table now! Now we can set our cups down without fear when we drink tea. Besides, I know how busy you are now that you're a lieutenant, so there's no need to feel bad. I can't wait to see you again!

Other people are busy, too. I just need to make time. You're important too.

I can't wait, either.

That sentence needs a lot more exclamation points, Kuchiki-san! Please try again!

Er...okay?

!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha! That's not quite what I meant, but I'll take it. Hee hee!

I'll see if I can improve in the future.

Great! ...Ooh, I just thought of a great place we can visit. We'll have to go there first before our manicures, it wouldn't be good if we got nail polish on them.

Please look forward to it!

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What a coincidence, neither is this one

Nope, this is not the comment you're looking for.

Amazing how so much can be said with no comments

It's the language of the unclicked "post" button!

And yet they react to the unposted. Thet just know the other's bitchery that well.

I sense a shift in the pattern.

They are tricksy like that

Also this comment is too honest for its own good.

Good thing it doesn't exist then. OR DOES IT?

Schrödinger's Comment?!

Aha yes

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lol she didn't think this through

I BREAK TENSIONS!

Now Orihime's just making her feel guilty for being a bitch

O:)

J-just as planned?

I AM KIRA

Are you going to take a potato chip AND EAT IT?

And EAT and EAT and EAT!

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