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[the_rotator]

Officers, please be aware that I'll be out of the office frequently this week. There are a number of tasks outside the division grounds I need to oversee, but I'll be reachable by hell butterfly.

Kurosaki Ichigo will likewise be away from his usual duties. Not with me. He's volunteered for a mission in the living world. Sorry, Renji, you'll have to get into trouble on your own for once.

[Filtered to Ichigo, Orihime and Renji]
Let me know if this filter works. I accepted a phone from Urahara, but I don't entirely trust the greedy bastard, and I want to make sure his extra security measures really work.

Also, Inoue...if you've got time, perhaps I could visit sometime soon? I don't want to impose, of course. But it has been a while.

Comments

[YA RLY filter]

[the-rotator.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well if it was Renji, that's okay then.

"Do" our nails? What do they do? I don't think we have those here.

[NOWAI filter]

[howls-at-stars.livejournal.com]

...Oi.

[NO U filter]

[leekspins]

Ah ha ha ha! I don't think he made Renji-kun clean, that wouldn't have been fair at all.

...Oh yeah, other people can see this filter. Hello, Renji-kun!

Anyway, they give your nails a nice shape, and they paint them any color you want. Even blue! Not many people pick that one, I don't think, but I'm sort of curious. They might do other things too, but since this will be my first time, who knows? It'll be really fun, though!

[YOUR MOM filter]

[the-rotator.livejournal.com]

...blue nails. Hmm.

I think that sounds fun.

[I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZORZ! filter]

[leekspins]

Yay! Then that's what we'll do! ...ahhhhh, we can get take-out too, I don't think you'd like my cooking, ha ha!

[O YOU filter]

[howls-at-stars.livejournal.com]

...Well, actually...

Ah...heya, Hime. You'll have to show me once you get this...nail...thing...done. I'm curious now. Does blue fingernails look cool or something? Sounds weird.

[BWAAAAAAAAARGH! filter]

[leekspins]

Don't know! I guess it depends on what color of blue they have. Rangiku-san paints her nails pink sometimes, right? And Ulquiorra-san's are black! I think they're like that naturally, though.

...pffffffffft but it would be hilarious if it weren't!

[SHOOP DA WHOOP filter]

[howls-at-stars.livejournal.com]

...They better be natural. If Ukulele paints his nails I think I'm gonna have to deck him in the teeth, cuz the idea I got shanked by a pansy who gets his nails done is just unacceptable.

[i see what u did thar filter]

[the-rotator.livejournal.com]

Weren't you just expressing interest in getting a manicure, Renji?

[These Aren't The Droids You're Looking For filter]

[howls-at-stars.livejournal.com]

I WAS EXPRESSING CURIOSITY FOR AN AESTHETIC ANOMALY!

[OVER 9000 filter]

[leekspins]

Ayasegawa-san probably gets his nails done too, though he doesn't paint them. And he's really strong too!

[Longcat is Long filter]

[howls-at-stars.livejournal.com]

.............*sporfle*

[Macrotastic filter]

[the-rotator.livejournal.com]

Yes, Renji?

[MOAR filter!]

[howls-at-stars.livejournal.com]

So it's okay if he has me do manual labor, but not Hime? Yeesh, where's the love?

[xkzyudcgkudf]

[howls-at-stars.livejournal.com]

*realizes a second too late he said the L word and suddenly feels awkward cuz that's not what he meant and asdsdkfhjsdjkfg*

[lol I sense mun leakage filter]

[the-rotator.livejournal.com]

Inoue's been through a lot. She needs the rest.

[nuh uh filter]

[howls-at-stars.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah. Like I'd let a girl clean the gutters anyway.

[lies filter]

[the-rotator.livejournal.com]

Yes, you're very chivalrous. We're very proud.